L.A. n.O.O.b. Portfolio

On this page you will find the information on past and current L.A. n.O.O.b. noob elimination projects.
These are the forums we have or are working on and thier progress.
Because here at LA-nOOb we believe in preparing noobs so that they may one day take over the forum when we are gone, and to do so requires toughening them up, and sorting the Moderator material, from the chicken shit.

UCV was our very first project and turned out to be a huge success. We have elimiated the majority of stupid noobs from the forum, leaving only the ones who may one day be fit to take over. We are showing them the necessary skills needed to organise and run a forum so that they may follow in our footsteps, so when we abandon the forum, they will be able to set it up again.

Our current project, Post UCV Forums, is also our home forum, and is needed to be clean of noobs 24/7. So our members and moderaters are well trained in recognising and then immediately dealing with a noob when he/she/it is causing trouble or making stupid posts. Having admin and moderator status in these such forums are a huge help in permatently getting rid of pests.

Would you like your forum to be the next success story for us to put on our site?
Have an unwanted noob presence in your forum that you cant get rid of?
Then contact us for all your anti-noob needs on our quotes page.
All of our projects come with a 5% moneyback guarantee and a 24hour warranty on noobs not returning.
We will also teach you the nessesary techniques to further keep out and handle noobs in your forums.