Quotes Page

Welcome to the quotes page, where we give you a FREE! quote on what it will cost you to hire us to irradicate the noobs from your forum.

These are simply general quotes, for a more in depth quote on what you specifically will need please contact me at the contacts page.

For a personal quote to cater to your demands feel free to email LA-nOOb from the contacts page.
Where we will design a custom program for irradicating your noobs for the cheapet way possible.

NOTE: PERSONAL QUOTES COME AT A COST OF $10AU PER QUOTE!

Below is a list of average prices for noob irradication.

No. Of Noobs ============== Est. Cost ($AU)

+ 1-5......................$10-20 Per person, per post

+ 5-10.....................$20-30 Per person, per post

+ 10-15....................$30-40 Per person, per post

+ 15-20....................$40-50 Per person, per post

+ 20+.....................$50+ Per person, per post

ALL PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE GST.
OTHER EXPENSES ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO BE PAID. E.G. FOOD, ALCAHOL COSTS, ACCOMIDATION COSTS, CAR HIRE, ETC.

Here at LA-nOOb we accept many forms of payment.
However, we will only accept cash or business check to be recived before treatment of your forum can begin.
Should your check bounce, we will personally run every person out of your forum ruining it completely.
All payments to be make prior to extermination. $50 late fee applies as well as 40% interest per day late.

Do you run a number of forums with problem noobs?
Then stop in and ask about our package deals!
Hire us for 3 forums, get the 4th HALF PRICE!!
Hire us for 8, get the 9th ABSOLUTELY FREE!!